Sri Lankan politicians have stooped to a new low after MPs from the leading parties have been accused of lying to each other in recent ...
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Global Institute of Public Relations Awards Most Pointless Press Conferences Title To SL Politicians
Sri Lankan Politicians have been basking in their recent win and celebrating a gold medal from the Institute of Public Relations, awarded for the Most ...
Read More »Public Willing To Pay Extra $25Mn To Cancel Ravi With Abandoned $175Mn Airbus Order
The public have said they are willing to raise $25 million dollars to cancel the order placed for Ravi Karunanayake and add it to the ...
Read More »Mihin Lanka Set To Unveil A Zero Passenger Complaint Strategy From 1st November
A rare flying white elephant, Mihin Lanka, announced last evening that it will be unveiling a strategy that will result in zero complaints from passengers ...
Read More »Government Debt Crisis So Bad That It Is Going To Sell Camphor Balls At Traffic Light Stops
Following a recent Forbes article which suggested that the Government did not know how much debt it actually owed, the authorities have decided to resort ...
Read More »Police Chief Launches Drive To Reduce Administrative Bureaucracy By Allowing Suspects To Flee
The chief inspector launched a programme to reduce the amount of paperwork and accompanying bureaucracy within the police administrative structure over the weekend by allowing ...
Read More »SLC Team Moved To Performance Related Pay. Administrators Move To Non-Performance Related Pay
Thilanga Sumathipala said that a new payment structure for SLC will be unveiled which will see cricketers move to a more performance related structure and ...
Read More »‘Favourable Bond Trading Positions, Incl Position Of CB Governor Generated Huge Profits’
Perpetual Treasuries, who may not have perpetual profits for much longer, today said that they managed to generate record profits for the last financial year ...
Read More »Ranjan Waiting Since 1995 For Someone To Say ‘Cut’ So He Can Stop Acting In Real Life Farce
Ranjan Ramanayake says he is caught up in Truman Show style real-life narrative but in his case, he can only end the nightmare of acting ...
Read More »‘A Highway To Mars By Now If I Was Still President': MR, On Elon Musk’s Six Year Mars Vision
Former President and part-time construction engineer, Mahinda Rajapakse said that had he still been in power, a highway to Mars would have already been constructed ...
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