A number of Government Ministers have requested that the public refrain from holding them to a higher standard of ethical and moral conduct despite having ...
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Oxford University To Offer Lakshman Kiriella Honorary Degree Following Letter From Lakshman Kiriella
The University Of Oxford today announced that it will present Minister of Higher Education Lakshman Kiriella with an Honorary Degree In Abusing Power after receiving ...
Read More »Bank of Ceylon Apologises For Intl Womens Day Promo; Says Women Can Swap Non-Stick Pan For Iron Instead
Bank Of Ceylon, an institution so old that they have retained the Marketing Manager from the time that the country was still called Ceylon, have ...
Read More »‘Two Bs, or not Two Bs, That Is The Question’ Say Fitch, With Regards To Sri Lanka’s Credit Rating
Rating agency Fitch, today said they had turned to inspiration from the Bard in trying to decide if Sri Lanka’s credit rating should be downgraded, ...
Read More »Dove Confirms Leading Cause Of Falling Hair Is The Stupid Dove Advert On Daily Mirror Website
After running one of the most annoying campaigns in web advertising history, which failed to take into account use of cookies and committing a string ...
Read More »ECB Only Want To Know How Someone Dodgy Like Thilanga Became SLC President
Cricketing Legend Mahela Jayawardene has defended accusations by Thilanga Sumathipala, who was upset at the former captain’s consultancy role with England, by stating that the ...
Read More »Ranil Threatens To Unleash The New ‘Angry’ Facebook Reaction On Media Institution’s Facebook Posts
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe today said that he will not hesitate to use the newly released Facebook Reactions, specifically the ‘Angry’ reaction, against any media ...
Read More »Only Way To Follow Asia Cup Is Through Newspapers As TNL Secures Rights To Show Matches
TNL, whose only coverage of anything related to cricket prior to yesterday was a broadcast of Richard Attenborough’s special on insects, have said that the ...
Read More »Harsha De Silva Comforts Maithri And Insists That Modi Will Not Replace Him Under ECTA
MP Harsha De Silva said that he met with Maithripala Sirisena last evening to allay fears that the President had about losing his job to ...
Read More »Sarath Fonseka Advises SL Cricketers To Overcome Challenges By Signing An MOU With Australia
Back-door Member of Parliament Sarath Fonseka visited the Sri Lankan Cricket team last evening to impart some of his experiences on overcoming challenges and suggested ...
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