The Education Ministry announced that it will reschedule this year’s A Level examination to allow election nominees to sit their exams ahead of the forthcoming election Speaking ...
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Sri Lanka to Follow US Ruling Allowing Gays to be Legally Unhappy
Following the historic ruling by the US Judiciary granting equal rights for gay people to be as unhappy as non gays, the Sri Lanka government said ...
Read More »Members of Parliament Prevented From Screwing Up Country until August 17th
As a result of the Air Conditioning system in Parliament failing last night, Pundits have predicted that Sri Lanka has entered a new, albeit brief, ...
Read More »Politicians Allowed Back on to Pavements to Sell False Election Promises
After the Mayor of Colombo recently reversed a policy that allowed pedestrians to freely walk on the pavements of Colombo without hindrance, a number of ...
Read More »Vasu to Party Like it’s a General Election
Prominent leftist and general moaner Vasudiva Nanayakkara revealed today that he plans to inaugurate a new political party ahead of the proposed general election. The ...
Read More »Triumph Marketing Team Admits to Smoking Cinnamon Grand Butter
Underwear brand Triumph have been attempting a cover up job after being left exposed when an advert they ran unexpectedly developed in to a major ...
Read More »Cinnamon Grand Confident Dodgy Butter Incident Won’t Spread
The management of one of Sri Lanka’s leading 5 star hotels today confirmed that they had taken a number of steps to ensure the issue ...
Read More »SLC in Fresh Security Probe
Sri Lanka Cricket’s interim committee has been forced to perform a fresh inspection on the team’s security arrangements in the wake of a second attack ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Cricket purchases Fighter Jets to beat Pakistan
In one of the most creative inter-government collaborations, the Sri Lanka Cricket Team and Air Force today announced that they are intending to purchase several ...
Read More »Media stirs up Speciesism against minority Jelly Fish community
The Media were today accused of stirring up Specieism when they started questioning the increasing numbers and motives of Jellyfish along the Southern Coast. The ...
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