Field Marshal Sarath Fonseka this morning unveiled his secret weapon that he intends to use as part of his campaign to control public unrest, following ...
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Experts Say To Avoid Future Disasters, Remember 3 Rs of Refuse: Rajapakses, Ranil and Ranatungas
A team of Japanese scientists who visited the country and assessed the damage at the Meethotamulla dumping site advised the public that in order to ...
Read More »Don’t Choose Which May Day Rally To Attend By Political Affiliation, But By Type Of Lie You Want To Hear
Members of the public attending May Day rallies have been told that in order to maximise the value of their attendance to select a suitable ...
Read More »President Gazettes Garbage Disposal ‘Essential Service'; Running Country Efficiently Still Non-Essential
In a special Gazette issued last evening, the President marked the disposal of garbage as an essential service, while continuing to maintain the efficient running ...
Read More »Public Say New Waste Disposal Programme Must Start With Dumping Of Stinking, Filthy Politicians
The government today kicked started what it termed its most effective waste management programme by initiating the immediate disposal of all stinking and filthy rich ...
Read More »Makers Of Monopoly Tell Customers Who Want Spare ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ Cards To Contact Ranil Wickramasinghe
The publishers of family board game Monopoly have asked all customers who require replacement Get Out Of Jail Free cards to contact Sri Lankan Prime ...
Read More »I Went With Thathi To Meet Putin Because I’m The Ivanka Trump Of Sri Lanka: Daham
The boy who has travelled more times with the President than Maithripala’s passport, Daham Sirisena, today defended his freebie trip to Moscow saying that he ...
Read More »Wimal Granted Bail Under Exceptional Circumstance Of Reaching Avurudu Kumaraya Final
Sri Lanka’s latest comedy show, the legal system, today said that it comedian Wimal Weerawansa has been granted bail under an exceptional circumstance which was ...
Read More »Govt Promotes ‘Stay Out Of Prison By Committing A Crime’ Campaign Featuring Hirunika And Arjuna Mahendran
The government today kicked off a new initiative to keep people out of prison by encouraging them to commit a crime like abduction or massive financial ...
Read More »I Ended My Fast Because I Was Starved Of Attention And Hungry For Power: Wimal
Listed as an example of ‘Idiot’ in the Oxford Dictionary, Wimal Weerawansa has forced the nation to put its stock of champagne on ice after ...
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