A man who was on his way to purchase a luxury penthouse suite at one of Colombo’s new developments has ended up spending the entire ...
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Leopards Undergo Elevator Training As Part Of Move To Colombo Apartment Life Following Human Encroachment On Sanctuaries
A number of leopards based in Yala and Wilpattu have registered for the ‘Elevator training for wildlife’ programme in preparation of their migration to apartments ...
Read More »I Fought For Independence In 1948 As A Spermatozoa: Trump University Graduate Chathura
Having graduated Summa Cum L(ouder) from the now defunct Trump University of Alternative Facts, MP Chathura Senaratne today reminded the public that he fought for ...
Read More »Cannot Ban Big Matches Because Boss Is Going: Minister
Minister for Education Akila Kariyawasam said the despite the protestations from Buddhist monks, big matches cannot be banned mainly due to the fact that his ...
Read More »Theravada Prelates Swap Abused Ceremonial Elephants For High Horses Ahead Of Big Match Season
Space for a tent traditionally allocated to the Batch of 73 Theravada Prelates will be used to store liquor instead as the monks have decided ...
Read More »Arjuna Mahendra Reapplies To Be Central Bank Governor As Perpetual Treasuries Faces Bankruptcy
Former Governor of the Central Bank, Arjuna Mahendra has reapplied to his previous role after news emerged that the financial institution belonging to his son ...
Read More »GMOA Up In Arms Yet Again After Discovering That Ranil Awarded Honorary Doctorate
Dressed up like Dr Teeth, lead singer in the Muppet Show band Electric Mayhem, Ranil Wickremasinghe was awarded in Honorary Doctorate in Excessive Foreign Travel ...
Read More »French Couple Say Udarata Menike Was So Slow They Were Able To Paint Monet’s Sunrise On Train
A French couple has blamed the slow pace of their train as the reason for the charges of vandalism brought against them, saying that they ...
Read More »Man Arrested For Intruding President’s House. Mahinda Says He Had Momentary Lapse In Concentration
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse admitted to having a momentary lapse in concentration after police revealed a man was arrested for attempting to intrude the President’s ...
Read More »Following Recent Media Statements G.L. Peiris To Become World’s First Professor In Alternative Facts
Joint Opposition MP GL Peiris has been tipped to become world’s first Professor of Alternative Facts ahead of US Press Secretary Sean Spicer following a ...
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