The Government of Sri Lanka has dismissed public outcry over the increased cost of living after accusing people of trying to ‘cook their food’ and ...
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Govt To Save Billions By Awarding Contract For The Central Expressway To Longest Osari Pota
The Minister of Highways today confirmed that the expected long drawn-out tender process relating to the construction of the Central Expressway was truncated following the ...
Read More »MPs Struggle To Unlock Their New iPhone X After Forgetting Which Of Their Two Faces They Used To Lock It
A number of MP’s who purchased the new iPhone X have been locked out of their phones after being unable to recall which of their ...
Read More »Solar Eclipse Visible On Every Street In Colombo As Apartment Blocks Keep Springing Up Everywhere
The recent solar eclipse witnessed by people living in the US will soon be visible to Sri Lankans as a result of the rapidly increasing ...
Read More »Using Fraudulently Acquired Govt Bonds To Carry Shopping Carries Lower Fine Than Using Polythene Bags
With a ban on polythene bags set to commence from 1st September, several members of the public have said that they will be replacing them ...
Read More »Our Batting Takes The Biscuit So We Don’t Need Any In The Dressing Room: Asanka Gurusinghe
SLC Team Manager Asanka Gurusinghe today announced that taking biscuits in to the dressing room will be banned in future as a result of the ...
Read More »News 1st Updates Tagline To ‘We Report, You Resign’ As Canagey Forced Out After MTV Goes Crying To President
Real life Frank Underwood, Maithripala Sirisena, today decided to exercise the powers of the office of his Executive Presidency, which he previously said that he ...
Read More »Things Could Be Worse. I Could’ve Been Playing Cricket For Sri Lanka: Ravi
Having been caught out himself, former Foreign Minister Ravi Karunanayake said that despite being ostracized for possessing a faulty moral compass, he could have been ...
Read More »I Had To Discede: Ravi. I Also Had To Discede But I Might Get A Chance To Be Perpetua: Marapana
Yahapaalanaya is about resigning once you get caught, announced the Government this morning following the departure of tainted former Foreign Minister Ravi Karunanayake, who has ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Tea Pluckers Celebrate 150 Years Of Working For A Pittance And Smiling For The Camera
A number of Sri Lankan Tea Pluckers said they will be celebrate 150 Years of Ceylon Tea by continuing to pick tea leaves for the ...
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