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People living in poverty have been given the chance to feel what it is like to be upmarket just by listening to music after being ...
Read More »Poor People Finally Allowed To Listen To Jazz And Experience Being Posh By Just Hearing Music
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PM Decides To Drop Into SL As Part Of His ‘No Problems When I’m Abroad’ World Tour
Ranil Wickremasinghe has decided to pay a flying visit to Sri Lanka, the country of which he is Prime Minister, as part of his World ...
Read More »SL Yoga Students Focus On Downward Doggy Position In Bid To Get Adopted By Scottish Tourists
Several Sri Lankans who want to leave the country are planning on joining Yoga classes and practising the downward dog position in a bid to ...
Read More »Archbishop Apologises For Carol Lyrics Mix Up Saying He Had Asked Printer To Use Notorious B.I.G, Not Tupac
Archbishop Cardinal Malcolm Ranjith today issued an apology for the mix-up which saw the Catholic Church print rapper Tupac Shakur’s version of Hail Mary, saying ...
Read More »After ‘Hail Mary’ Mix Up, SL Choir Suspect ‘I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In’ Is A Driveby Anthem
Following the major mix up which briefly raised the prospect that Tupac Shakur is still alive, choir masters up and down the country have been ...
Read More »Newscurry’s Christmas Gift Guide: Cardinal Approved Trees, Gifts For Your Local MP, The Unmarried And More
It’s Christmas week – you’ve spent your salary and bonus on alcohol, Santa isn’t real but the wrath of friends for whom you haven’t bought ...
Read More »Parents Of Four Tell Kids Upset On Receiving Same Xmas Gift To Blame ‘Every Child Is Equal Movement’
The parents of four children, with the oldest aged 23 and the youngest aged 5, have said that their kids should blame the ‘Every Child ...
Read More »SL In Guinness Record Book For World’s Tallest Story About World’s Tallest Christmas Tree
Despite yet another ill conceived and half baked plan by a Sri Lankan politician, the country is set to enter the Guinness Book Record for ...
Read More »SL Govt Version Of TV Show The Apprentice To Feature Catchphrase ‘You’re Transferred’
The Government of Sri Lanka has decided to license the franchise of hit TV show The Apprentice with one significant change bring that none of ...
Read More »Derulo Show Goes Smoothly: Mayhem At Clayderman Concert As Aunty Throws Specs At Pianist
While last night’s Jason Derulo Show went off without incident after security at the entrance handed out padlocks to girls to secure their bras, chaos ...
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