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Ministry Of Sports To Be Split In To Ball and Non-Ball In Bid To Create New Portfolios
A senior aide to the Prime Minister said that the committee appointed to allocate portfolios and finalise the Cabinet made a significant breakthrough last night, after ...
Read More »China In Advanced Talks To Sell Sri Lanka To The US
China, current majority shareholders of Sri Lanka, today issued a statement to the stock market (or whatever there is left of it) that they are ...
Read More »David Cameron Appoints Monty Panesar As The British High Commissioner To Sri Lanka
Taking a leaf out of Maithri’s strategy to force diplomatic postings on retired cricketers, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has requested that Monty Panesar be ...
Read More »Hugh Grant Selected To Replace Sanga’s Accent In The National Team
Sri Lanka Cricket’s Selection Committee today announced that they have called up British actor Hugh Grant in to the national side to replace cricketing legend ...
Read More »Rosy Requests A Recount To Confirm She Has No Regrets
Former UNP MP Rosy Senanayake who last week stated that despite falling short had no regrets of contesting for a seat in Parliament, has now ...
Read More »Architects To Rename Back Doors In Future Drawings As ‘UPFA National List’
The Sri Lanka Institute of Architects has issued a circular asking all its members who draw up building plans for businesses or residential purposes to ...
Read More »Sujeewa Senasinghe Favourite To Win Miss Parliament 2015 After Rosy Exit Shock
After the disappointing exit of political star Rosy Senanayake earlier this week, bookies have suggested that Sujeewa Senasinghe is the hot favourite to take the Miss ...
Read More »Results From Rejected Votes Released: Origami Accounts For 23%
The Election Commission has just released details of the Rejected Votes totalling 596,792 from the General Election. In a stunning turnaround from last time ‘Redrawing ...
Read More »Mahinda Deshapriya Receives Highest Preferential Votes; Ranil Swearing In Put On Hold
Ranil Wickremasinghe’s bid to equal the record for number of times holding the post of Prime Minister could be in doubt after reports emerged that ...
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