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A number of Ministers of Parliament have confirmed that they have worked very hard to have acquired double standards rather than be stick with a ...
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Sujeewa Says He Made Over 60 calls to Arjun Aloysius As They Spoke Only One Word At A Time
Bananaman Sujeewa Senasinghe has clarified that the numerous calls made to Arjun Aloysius during the COPE Committee investigations were in reference to his forthcoming book ...
Read More »MPs Can Insult, Slander And Promote Hatred In Public And Parliament Confirms TRC, Because It’s Not Social Media
The Telecommunications Regulatory Commission today warned the public that the only people who are allowed to insult, slander, promote hatred and character assassinate other people ...
Read More »Sujeewa Senasinghe Falls Out Together With Loose Change As Arjun Aloysius Empties His Pockets
Parliamentary pretty boy and occasional MP, Sujeewa Senasinghe, today fell out of the pockets of financial fraud perpetrator Arjun Aloysius, after the former CEO of ...
Read More »We Have Produced A Generation Skilled At Creating Petrol Shortage Related Memes: Ranil
Prime Minister Ranil Wickramasinghe added Photoshop skills to the list of Yahapaalanaya achievements this afternoon following a mass outbreak of petrol related memes on social ...
Read More »At This Rate, I Will Not Only Abolish The Presidency But Also The Entire Government: Maithri
Soon to be former President of Sri Lanka, Maithripala Sirisena today said that he will go one step beyond his election pledge of abolishing the ...
Read More »Halloween Was More Fun For Me Under My Regime As The Public Were Genuinely Frightened: MR
Former Chief Tormentor, Mahinda Rajapakse, said that he is having a subdued Halloween this year as people are no longer as frightened as they used ...
Read More »MPs To Go Around Tonight Asking People If The New Constitution Is a Trick or Treat
Unsure the if the new constitution will go down well with the public, MPs have been asked to dress up as themselves and go around ...
Read More »Govt Allays Privacy Concerns Of Smart ID Cards By Assuring Public All Data Will Only Be Written Down And Left Out Open On Desks, And Not Stored On The Cloud For Hackers
Ahead of the official launch of new Smart ID cards, the Govt has addressed fears that the data will be subject to hacking by confirming ...
Read More »Media Should Stop Spreading Fake News And Spread Our Fake Promises Instead: Maithiri and Ranil
The President and Prime Minister have criticised the several media outlets for prioritising an agenda of fake news ahead of the Government’s national agenda of ...
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