Former President Mahinda Rajapakse has offered to pay any rent requirements of embattled Foreign Minister Ravi Karunanayake in a bid to prolong the latter’s predicament ...
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We Can Prevent India From Scoring 600 Runs In Third Test By Not Staging It: Sri Lanka Cricket
The Sri Lanka National Alcohol and Tobacco Authority have generously stepped forward to offer Sri Lanka Cricket a lifeline by shutting down the third test ...
Read More »I Don’t Know My Family’s Rent Arrangements As I Run Foreign Affairs Not Domestic Affairs: Ravi
In a seemingly casually sexist remark, MP Ravi Karunanayake said that his role in life is currently limited to managing Foreign Affairs, indicating that his ...
Read More »Why Is Only My Father To Blame, When The Biggest Crook Is My Mother’s Husband: Onella
Onella Karunanayake, Daughter of Foreign Affairs Minister Ravi Karunanayke, today said that it is unfair for people to blame her father when the person who ...
Read More »Estate of Late Andrew Sachs To Sue Ravi For Plagiarism Following Statement Made At Today’s Hearing
The family of Faulty Tower actor Andrew Sachs announced that they will be launching legal proceedings against Foreign Affairs Minister Ravi Karunanayake following a statement ...
Read More »‘A Sugar Daddy Isn’t Someone Who Is Necessarily Older’ Says Ravi About His Relationship With Arjun
Money bags Ravi Karunanayake today admitted that even someone as wealthy and corrupt as himself needs financial assistance by way of a sugar daddy from ...
Read More »‘Who Came First – Chicken Or The Egg?’ Replaced By ‘Who’s To Blame First The Briber Or The Bribee?': Harsha
Dr Harsha De Silva said that the question of the chicken and the egg should be updated to ponder as to if the briber or ...
Read More »Central Bank Honours Ravi Karunanayake’s Services To Corruption By Issuing Note With His Face On It
A spokesperson for the bank said, “He sometimes acts like the public money is his so we might as well give him his own currency. ...
Read More »We Just Want Sri Lanka To Be The First Petrol Free Country Say Striking CPC Employees
A spokesperson for the trade union representing the workers of the Ceylon Petroleum Corporation said that all they are trying to do is help the ...
Read More »Public Begin To Suspect They May Have Voted For The Wrong Sirisena
Several people have expressed concern that the wrong Sirisena may currently be occupying the office of President of Sri Lanka, following several weeks of unrest ...
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