Minister for Education Akila Kariyawasam said the despite the protestations from Buddhist monks, big matches cannot be banned mainly due to the fact that his ...
Read More »NEWS
Theravada Prelates Swap Abused Ceremonial Elephants For High Horses Ahead Of Big Match Season
Space for a tent traditionally allocated to the Batch of 73 Theravada Prelates will be used to store liquor instead as the monks have decided ...
Read More »Office Worker Very Keen To Discuss Weekend Rain Forced To Chat About Asela Gunaratne Instead
An office worker who planned on discussing how the torrential rain had left his weekend plans in disarray was forced to chat about the heroics ...
Read More »Arjuna Mahendra Reapplies To Be Central Bank Governor As Perpetual Treasuries Faces Bankruptcy
Former Governor of the Central Bank, Arjuna Mahendra has reapplied to his previous role after news emerged that the financial institution belonging to his son ...
Read More »GMOA Up In Arms Yet Again After Discovering That Ranil Awarded Honorary Doctorate
Dressed up like Dr Teeth, lead singer in the Muppet Show band Electric Mayhem, Ranil Wickremasinghe was awarded in Honorary Doctorate in Excessive Foreign Travel ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Singles Celebrate Second Independence Day In A Month
A number of Sri Lankans were celebrating a second Independence this month following the realisation that they will not have to fork out a large ...
Read More »Poor People Finally Allowed To Listen To Jazz And Experience Being Posh By Just Hearing Music
People living in poverty have been given the chance to feel what it is like to be upmarket just by listening to music after being ...
Read More »French Couple Say Udarata Menike Was So Slow They Were Able To Paint Monet’s Sunrise On Train
A French couple has blamed the slow pace of their train as the reason for the charges of vandalism brought against them, saying that they ...
Read More »Man Arrested For Intruding President’s House. Mahinda Says He Had Momentary Lapse In Concentration
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse admitted to having a momentary lapse in concentration after police revealed a man was arrested for attempting to intrude the President’s ...
Read More »Following Recent Media Statements G.L. Peiris To Become World’s First Professor In Alternative Facts
Joint Opposition MP GL Peiris has been tipped to become world’s first Professor of Alternative Facts ahead of US Press Secretary Sean Spicer following a ...
Read More »