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Ranil Wickremasinghe has decided to pay a flying visit to Sri Lanka, the country of which he is Prime Minister, as part of his World ...

A bunch of Aliens said that while they were keen on visiting Sri Lanka during their exploration of Planet earth, they were deterred after hearing ...

A woman who was pronounced dead over 25 years ago has returned to her village although she is unsure if she came forward or went ...

Several Sri Lankans who want to leave the country are planning on joining Yoga classes and practising the downward dog position in a bid to ...

E-commerce giant Alibaba has informed the Ministry of Parliament that it is interesting in investing in the country in search of forty thieves to complete ...

A group of peaceful law abiding homosexual citizens were forced into hiding after a Cabinet replete of crooked, dodgy, homophobic ministers decided that a group ...

The English literary world has been informed that a famous quote popularised by Mark Twain is to be updated with the word ‘statistics’ replaced by ...

The Government of Sri Lanka has informed the public that they should learn how to drink foreign exchange, and shower in Fanta (the cream soda version, ...

President Maithripala Sirisena outlined a number of suggestions to help the country conserve electricity in the face of a drought predicted by Water Board, including ...

A spokesman for the Government said that plans were underway to install Trump’s Golden Showers across the country following the warning from the Water Board ...