Soon to be former President of Sri Lanka, Maithripala Sirisena today said that he will go one step beyond his election pledge of abolishing the ...
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Sri Lanka To Evaluate Emergency Stockpiling Strategy Of Two Weeks Of Fuel And Five Months Of Alcohol
The Government and people of Sri Lanka have agreed to reconsider the current quantity of emergency stockpiling of supplies when it emerged that the country ...
Read More »Petrol Shortage Could Have Been Avoided If You Listened To Me And Imported Helium Cars: Ravi
The former Minister of Finance today said that had the Government taken heed of his proposal to reduce import tax for helium powered vehicles as ...
Read More »At This Rate, We Won’t Win In 2019 And They Will Take Away Our 1996 World Cup Win: Arjuna
The least dodgy of the Ranatunga brothers and former captain of Sri Lanka has expressed concern that his World Cup winning side will have their ...
Read More »Witchcraft Lady’s ODI and T20 Charges Are Double Those For Tests And I Couldn’t Afford All Formats: Chandimal
Sri Lanka’s surprise cricketer (considering one does not know what form he will turn up in) Dinesh Chandimal today said that the reason they were ...
Read More »Halloween Was More Fun For Me Under My Regime As The Public Were Genuinely Frightened: MR
Former Chief Tormentor, Mahinda Rajapakse, said that he is having a subdued Halloween this year as people are no longer as frightened as they used ...
Read More »MPs To Go Around Tonight Asking People If The New Constitution Is a Trick or Treat
Unsure the if the new constitution will go down well with the public, MPs have been asked to dress up as themselves and go around ...
Read More »Govt Allays Privacy Concerns Of Smart ID Cards By Assuring Public All Data Will Only Be Written Down And Left Out Open On Desks, And Not Stored On The Cloud For Hackers
Ahead of the official launch of new Smart ID cards, the Govt has addressed fears that the data will be subject to hacking by confirming ...
Read More »Arjun Aloysius Forced To Shop At Majestic City After Court Rejects Request To Travel Abroad
The man who volunteers plays ‘banker’ every time the UNP hierarchy meet to play Monopoly, Arjun Aloysius, was today spotted inside Majestic City making several ...
Read More »Media Should Stop Spreading Fake News And Spread Our Fake Promises Instead: Maithiri and Ranil
The President and Prime Minister have criticised the several media outlets for prioritising an agenda of fake news ahead of the Government’s national agenda of ...
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