Over the weekend a committee appointed by the SLFP unanimously decided that only Mr Mahinda would be able to successfully ruin the country and therefore ...
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Ravi K Takes Out Family Insurance Policy
The Head of Finance of Yahapaalanaya Limited took out a Family Insurance Policy today when it emerged that he was not involved in the appointment ...
Read More »Former Sri Lankan Airlines Chairman Encounters Turbulence
The former Chairman of Sri Lankan Airlines was injured last morning when the airline he was travelling on was subject to serious turbulence during a ...
Read More »Jayalalitha is Bookies Favourite to be First Person Stuck on India – Sri Lanka Road
No sooner news broke that plans were underway to build a road connecting India and Sri Lanka, several leading bookies slashed the odds on controversial ...
Read More »Re-Remand (The Judge Says To Inspector)
The Artful Dodger (a.k.a Sajin Vass) today released the hit track Re-Remand, a cover version of his nineties hit (see video below), during his brief ...
Read More »Obama Visit: Americans finally believe Sri Lanka is a real country
Citizens of the USA were provided proof that Sri Lanka, the land they thought to be as mythical as Mordor, actually does exist after it ...
Read More »Cops introduce Polfie Stick and Pay Back Bribes
Sri Lankan police announced that they have introduced a new device, called a Polfie Stick, to help counter the new trend amongst young motorists in the ...
Read More »Namal Disguises Himself as Colin Farell for CID Questioning
The eldest son of the former Premier, Mr. Namal, was today seen sporting a moustache in an attempt to disguise himself for his meeting with ...
Read More »Government To Repeat 100 Day Plan
The Government today announced that as a result of public euphoria during its 100 day plan and the lack of any further course of action ...
Read More »Honda Recalls Vezels: Too Many on Colombo Roads
Honda took the unprecedented step of recalling their urban SUV Vezel model from Sri Lanka after people complained that the roads of Colombo are flooded ...
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