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Women To Find Answers To Their Problems At The Halfway Point Of A Bottle Says Govt After Removing Ban On Selling Alcohol To Females
Sri Lankan women are set to find the answers to all their problems at the midway point of a bottle following the decision to legally ...
Read More »Disgraceful Behaviour By JO In Parliament Says UNP Who Behave Disgracefully Outside Parliament
Several members of the UNP have accused the Joint Opposition of acting disgracefully in Parliament this afternoon in a heated session, while themselves acting disgracefully ...
Read More »I Sought Clarification Of My Presidential Term By Supreme Court, As I Was ‘Asking For A Friend’: Maithri
Maithripala Sirisena sought to play down his request for clarification of his term as President of Sri Lanka by the Supreme Court, saying that he ...
Read More »Ravi Karunanayake Accuses His Full Length Mirror Of Conspiring To Destroy Him
Former Finance Minister, Ravi Karunanayake, today accused a number of parties including his full-length mirror of trying to destroy his character. Talking to journalists outside ...
Read More »Having Forgotten To Bring Pens To The Press Conference, Gammanpila Pulls Out Next Best Thing
Real life Loony Toon Udaya Gammanpila today told journalists attending his press conference if they really thought that their pens were mightier than swords while ...
Read More »We Also Built A Highway, Only Thing It’s A Little Short: Harsha De Silva
Rushed to open in time for the Local Government election, the Rajagiriya Flyover has been declared as the world’s smallest highway by the Guinness Book ...
Read More »Yala Leopards Relieved Jeeps Not Going Extinct After Brief Drop In Vehicles Entering The Park Reversed By Minister
A number of leopards and bears resident in Yala National Park have expressed their relief that a suspected decline in the number of jeeps entering ...
Read More »Ranil Waiting Until Movie Version Of Bond Scandal Report Is Released Before Making Statement
Prime Minister Ranil Wickramasinghe has issued a statement saying that he will only issue a statement with regards to findings of the Bond Scandal once ...
Read More »Ravi Karunanayake’s New Year Resolution Of Not Being At A Loss Comes To An End
Rent free tenant turned owner of a penthouse, Ravi Karunanayake, had to break his New Year resolution of not being at a loss after admitting ...
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