Former Chief Tormentor, Mahinda Rajapakse, said that he is having a subdued Halloween this year as people are no longer as frightened as they used ...
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MPs To Go Around Tonight Asking People If The New Constitution Is a Trick or Treat
Unsure the if the new constitution will go down well with the public, MPs have been asked to dress up as themselves and go around ...
Read More »Govt Allays Privacy Concerns Of Smart ID Cards By Assuring Public All Data Will Only Be Written Down And Left Out Open On Desks, And Not Stored On The Cloud For Hackers
Ahead of the official launch of new Smart ID cards, the Govt has addressed fears that the data will be subject to hacking by confirming ...
Read More »Arjun Aloysius Forced To Shop At Majestic City After Court Rejects Request To Travel Abroad
The man who volunteers plays ‘banker’ every time the UNP hierarchy meet to play Monopoly, Arjun Aloysius, was today spotted inside Majestic City making several ...
Read More »Media Should Stop Spreading Fake News And Spread Our Fake Promises Instead: Maithiri and Ranil
The President and Prime Minister have criticised the several media outlets for prioritising an agenda of fake news ahead of the Government’s national agenda of ...
Read More »Increased Cost Of White Vans Forces Former Govt Cronies To Make Death Threats In Public
The rising cost of owning a white van for the purposes of intimidating the public has taken a toll among former Govt cronies, who have ...
Read More »‘Proud To Have A Parent Who Sent Me To The Same School’ Facebook Profile Frames Going Viral
A number of people who generally benefitted from having a parent who sent them to the same school are declaring their pride of managing to ...
Read More »People Of Ratmalana Demand Monthly Local Census After ‘Abductor’ Hirunika To Work In Area
One resident said, “She was arrested for abducting a person and threatening him with violence and her punishment was the world’s shortest time to get ...
Read More »Arjun Aloysuis So Guilty That Even OJ Simpson’s Gloves Fit Him Says AG’s Department
The gloves that OJ Simpson struggled to put on during his infamous trial have been found to fit Arjun Aloysius according to evidence presented by the ...
Read More »As Bond Commission Prepares To Question Ranil, Elephant Departs Sanctuary And Heads Towards Room
Colombo dwelling wildlife enthusiasts have expressed their delight on hearing the news that a large elephant was spotted making its way towards the room in the ...
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