Ravi Karunanayake has said that he will continue his outstanding fumbling abilities and figuring out his way as Minister of Finance for at least another ...
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Hirunika Appointed ‘Head Of Thug Life – Sri Lanka’ As Mervyn Sacked For Reporting Declining Abduction Numbers
MP and non-holder of a Law Degree Hirunika Premachadra, was today appointed as Head Of Thug Life – Sri Lanka, after the previous top dog ...
Read More »Ravi Karunanayake’s Latest Brainwave: Nationalise Largest Blue Sapphire In Bid To Increase Govt Assets
Minister Of 4 Hour Budget Readings Ravi Karunanayake, today announced that he will be tabling a proposal to nationalise the world’s largest Blue Sapphire, which ...
Read More »‘Singha-Le’ Campaign Hits Roadblock As Lions Refuse To Donate Blood To Racist Idiots
A campaign devised to promote racial superiority and division, organised by a group of people dubbed ‘racist idiots’, hit a snag last evening when the ...
Read More »Most New Year Resolutions Set To Last Longer Than Yahapaalanaya Pledges
Despite several people breaking their New Year Resolutions within 24 hours of the New Year, they have drawn comfort from the fact that Yahapaalana pledges ...
Read More »President Says That Despite Backlash, He Will Do Everything To Preserve Culture Of Brahapaalanaya
On what is expected to be the last day of the year, President Maithripala Sirisena, who single-handily put Sri Lanka on the front page of ...
Read More »Enrique Fans To Be Compensated With Follow-Up Show. Kumar To Sing “I Can Be Your Hero”; Mahela To Perform “Bailando”
Organisers of the recent Enrique concert, which has turned out to be a tornado in a teaspoon, announced that they are planning to organise a ...
Read More »We Will Not Cover Up Or Support Those Who Remove and Throw Their Brassieres: President
President Maithripala Sirisena today announced that he has urged the authorities to withdraw all support for anyone who displays their undergarments in public at entertainment ...
Read More »For A Record 26th Consecutive Year George Michael’s Partner, Who Was Gifted The Singer’s Heart Yesterday, Is Set To Give It Away Today
Pop singer and the half of Wham that most people actually remember, George Michael, is set to be disappointed for a 26th consecutive year as ...
Read More »People Furious After Discovering Enrique And Girl Who Hugged Him Did Not Have Matching Horoscopes
Latin superstar and latecomer, Enrique Iglesias, today apologised for not following local arcane customs and inviting a girl with without a matching horoscope on to ...
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