The Government of Sri Lanka were in double celebration mode after the being entered twice in the World Prosperity Index announced this morning; the island ...
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Lecturers To Walk And Talk In Bid To Educate Constantly Protesting University Students
A number of lecturers at Sri Lanka’s Government Universities said they have undergone training in the art of walking and talking in a bid to ...
Read More »Mattala Airport To Be Diverted To Katunayake In Order To Avoid Disaster
The Aviation Department today announced that it will divert Mattala Airport to Bandaranayake International Airport as an emergency measure in order to prevent an impending ...
Read More »‘Either We Conduct Investigations Or Do Yahapaalanaya – We Can’t Multitask’ Claims Government
Addressing the increasing levels of public frustration with regards to the lack of any significant progress since the national elections, a spokesman for the Government ...
Read More »All Blacks Say They Have Enough Support From Sri Lankans And Urge Kiwis To Cheer For Wallabies Instead at RWC Final
The All Blacks today urged their countrymen to support arch rivals Australia at the World Cup Final after being informed that Sri Lankan Fans say ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Tourism Board Celebrates Increase In Visitors From Outer Space After Debris Confirms Arrival in November
The Sri Lanka Government said that their efforts to attract more foreigners to the country were paying dividends after the announcement that flight from outer ...
Read More »Government Blame Immigration Department As Deal To Export Wimal Collapses At The Airport
The Government last evening lay blame on overzealous immigration officers for the collapse in a deal to export major national liability, Wimal Weerawansa, to an ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Gangsters Consider New Nicknames That Don’t Give Away Clues To What They Look Like And Where They Live Says Rawula, Kalu Suda and Matara Saman
The Sri Lankan Association of Mobsters have issued a memorandum to all its members requesting them to consider rebranding themselves as after a recent spate ...
Read More »It’s Not Nepotism Because Dhammika Isn’t My Favourite Brother: Arjuna
Former Sri Lanka Cricket Captain and All round Hypocrite, Arjuna Ranatunga, issued a statement saying the appointment of this brother, Dhammika, to the position of ...
Read More »Marty Mcfly’s Scheduled Arrival Today Delayed Due To Rajagiriya Traffic Jam
The highly anticipated arrival of Back to the Future Hero Marty Mcfly today was cast in doubt due to a major disruption in Rajagiriya area ...
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