Cricket Board President sans excellence, Thilanga Sumathipala, today announced a victory of his presidency when he extended an invitation to West Indies batsman Chris Gayle ...
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After Failing To Pass 20th Amendment Govt Consider Renaming It iAmendment X To Get It Through Parliament
The Government of Sri Lanka today announced plans to undertake some major changes to the 20th amendment of the constitution, primary of which is to ...
Read More »Maithri’s Daughter Admits Title Of Her Book ‘Janadhipathi Thaththa’ Refers To Two Different People
Chathurika Sirisena, the unfortunate sister of Dhaham Sirisena, said that she invited both Ranil Wickremesinghe and her father Maithiripala Sirisena to the launch of her ...
Read More »MPs Struggle To Unlock Their New iPhone X After Forgetting Which Of Their Two Faces They Used To Lock It
A number of MP’s who purchased the new iPhone X have been locked out of their phones after being unable to recall which of their ...
Read More »The Movie ‘IT’, About A Clown Trying To Scare People, Is Not Based On Mervyn Silva Says Stephen King
Speaking during the premiere of the movie ‘IT’, the acclaimed author of the novel behind the film said, “I know everyone thinks this was based ...
Read More »Solar Eclipse Visible On Every Street In Colombo As Apartment Blocks Keep Springing Up Everywhere
The recent solar eclipse witnessed by people living in the US will soon be visible to Sri Lankans as a result of the rapidly increasing ...
Read More »Using Fraudulently Acquired Govt Bonds To Carry Shopping Carries Lower Fine Than Using Polythene Bags
With a ban on polythene bags set to commence from 1st September, several members of the public have said that they will be replacing them ...
Read More »Firefighters Called In As Mini Effigy Of Thisara Set Alight Last Night Still Ablaze After 12 Hours
Residents of Dambulla have been warned not leave their houses due the toxic fumes emanating from the miniature effigy of Thisara Perera set alight during ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Set To Qualify For 2019 World Cup Through ‘No Biscuits In Dressing Room’ Wildcard Entry
The Sri Lankan Cricket team notched up vital points in their bid to qualify for the next world cup after maintaining a spotless dressing room, ...
Read More »News 1st Updates Tagline To ‘We Report, You Resign’ As Canagey Forced Out After MTV Goes Crying To President
Real life Frank Underwood, Maithripala Sirisena, today decided to exercise the powers of the office of his Executive Presidency, which he previously said that he ...
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