Yahapaalanaya is about resigning once you get caught, announced the Government this morning following the departure of tainted former Foreign Minister Ravi Karunanayake, who has ...
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Mahinda Proposes Paying Ravi Karunanayake’s Rent In Order To Prolong The Distraction
Former President Mahinda Rajapakse has offered to pay any rent requirements of embattled Foreign Minister Ravi Karunanayake in a bid to prolong the latter’s predicament ...
Read More »I Don’t Know My Family’s Rent Arrangements As I Run Foreign Affairs Not Domestic Affairs: Ravi
In a seemingly casually sexist remark, MP Ravi Karunanayake said that his role in life is currently limited to managing Foreign Affairs, indicating that his ...
Read More »Why Is Only My Father To Blame, When The Biggest Crook Is My Mother’s Husband: Onella
Onella Karunanayake, Daughter of Foreign Affairs Minister Ravi Karunanayke, today said that it is unfair for people to blame her father when the person who ...
Read More »‘A Sugar Daddy Isn’t Someone Who Is Necessarily Older’ Says Ravi About His Relationship With Arjun
Money bags Ravi Karunanayake today admitted that even someone as wealthy and corrupt as himself needs financial assistance by way of a sugar daddy from ...
Read More »‘Who Came First – Chicken Or The Egg?’ Replaced By ‘Who’s To Blame First The Briber Or The Bribee?': Harsha
Dr Harsha De Silva said that the question of the chicken and the egg should be updated to ponder as to if the briber or ...
Read More »Public Begin To Suspect They May Have Voted For The Wrong Sirisena
Several people have expressed concern that the wrong Sirisena may currently be occupying the office of President of Sri Lanka, following several weeks of unrest ...
Read More »Flag of Sri Lanka Permanently Lowered To Half-Mast
The public has requested that the flag of Sri Lanka be permanently lowered to half-mast following weeks of unrest, an abject government, farcical stories emerging ...
Read More »The Cast Of Muppet Show Say They Watch SL Govt Proceedings In The Evening As Entertainment
Kermit and his friends have admitted that they enjoy a bit of light entertainment in the evenings by watching the popular comedy ‘The Government Show’ ...
Read More »My Previous Bail Attained Enough Karma To Be Reborn As My Current Bail Says Gnanasara Thero
One of Sri Lanka’s leading racists, Gnanasara Thero, was today released on bail for several offences after a previous bail of his was reborn as ...
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