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Former President Mahinda Rajapakse has been forced to re-think a name for his new party after the release of the latest Star Wars movie this ...
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Except Eran All MPs Deemed Naughty By Santa
Santa has deemed that all Sri Lankan MPs have been naughty this year with the exception of Eran Wickramaratne who will be the only person ...
Read More »Mervyn Says He ‘Was A Dangerous Man With Some Money In His Pocket’ Way Before Bruno Mars
Mervyn Silva has accused RnB pop sensation Bruno Mars of plagiarisation following the latter’s use of the term ‘I’m a dangerous man with some money ...
Read More »Ranil Says Because Santa Is Not Real MPs Given Rs 100,000 To Buy Gifts For Constituents
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe has exposed the hoax that is Santa to the nation and said that in order to manage the shock of the ...
Read More »Govt To Introduce 360° Feedback After President Abuses Year End Self-Appraisal
The Government’s HR department said that they are planning to implement the 360° appraisal system from next year after the current self-appraisal system has been questioned ...
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Read More »COPE Official Report States Arjuna Mahedran Is Scarier Than Halloween
Chairman of COPE, MP Sunil Handunhetti presented the report on the Bond Scandal to Parliament this morning and said that the top selling Halloween mask ...
Read More »UNP Members Of COPE Say They Were Inspired By Trump To Not Accept Official Results
US Presidential Candidate Donald Trump has been cited as the inspiration behind the move by UNP members of COPE to not accept the official verdict ...
Read More »Govt Set To Purchase Sorry.com Domain To Explain What Happened To Yahapaalanaya
The Ministry Of Finance has authorised the purchase of the domain name Sorry.com, as part of Government strategy to explain why Yahapaalanaya has disintegrated to ...
Read More »I Was Just Implementing Govt Policy Of Breaking Down Barriers To Entry: Daham Sirisena
Following a ‘do you know who my father is’ ego driven altercation outside a Colombo nightclub, Daham Sirisena has defended his and his goon’s actions ...
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