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The public has been warned that there has been a significant increase in the amount of crocodile tears shed over the last few days which ...
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Colombo Swimming Club Patrons Appalled At Having To Resort To Swim In Their Pool At Home
A number of members of the Colombo Swimming Club have been offered to counselling following the devastating news that some of them will have no ...
Read More »Mayweather v McGregor Confirmed As Undercard To Ranatunga v Sangakkara
The promoters who teased boxing enthusiasts by squaring up Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor at a press conference earlier this week have said that say ...
Read More »Flag of Sri Lanka Permanently Lowered To Half-Mast
The public has requested that the flag of Sri Lanka be permanently lowered to half-mast following weeks of unrest, an abject government, farcical stories emerging ...
Read More »‘You Bat Like A Girl’ Replaced By ‘You Catch Like Thisara’ Following Chamari Athapathu’s Epic Innings
People who want to mock someone who lacks the skills to play cricket have been asked to refer to them as a ‘Thisara Perera’ instead of ...
Read More »The Cast Of Muppet Show Say They Watch SL Govt Proceedings In The Evening As Entertainment
Kermit and his friends have admitted that they enjoy a bit of light entertainment in the evenings by watching the popular comedy ‘The Government Show’ ...
Read More »My Previous Bail Attained Enough Karma To Be Reborn As My Current Bail Says Gnanasara Thero
One of Sri Lanka’s leading racists, Gnanasara Thero, was today released on bail for several offences after a previous bail of his was reborn as ...
Read More »Authorities Release Image Of The Disguise Gnanasara Thero Is Rumoured To Be Wearing
The public have been asked to be vigilant and contact the police should they see anyone that looks like Wijedasa Rajapakse as it may actually ...
Read More »Cricketers Who Score 50 And Complain Of Pains Should In Future Only Score 49 Says Sports Minister
Dayasiri Jayasekera today said that any national cricketers who complain of pain after scoring a half century should stop making runs after notching up 49 ...
Read More »Volleyball To Be Replaced By ‘Supporting Any Team That Plays Against India’ As National Sport
The Sports Minister today announced that he was considering the proposal to make ‘Supporting Any Team That Play’s Against India’ as the country’s national sport, ...
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