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Despite several people breaking their New Year Resolutions within 24 hours of the New Year, they have drawn comfort from the fact that Yahapaalana pledges ...
Read More »Most New Year Resolutions Set To Last Longer Than Yahapaalanaya Pledges
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President Says That Despite Backlash, He Will Do Everything To Preserve Culture Of Brahapaalanaya
On what is expected to be the last day of the year, President Maithripala Sirisena, who single-handily put Sri Lanka on the front page of ...
Read More »Enrique Fans To Be Compensated With Follow-Up Show. Kumar To Sing “I Can Be Your Hero”; Mahela To Perform “Bailando”
Organisers of the recent Enrique concert, which has turned out to be a tornado in a teaspoon, announced that they are planning to organise a ...
Read More »We Will Not Cover Up Or Support Those Who Remove and Throw Their Brassieres: President
President Maithripala Sirisena today announced that he has urged the authorities to withdraw all support for anyone who displays their undergarments in public at entertainment ...
Read More »For A Record 26th Consecutive Year George Michael’s Partner, Who Was Gifted The Singer’s Heart Yesterday, Is Set To Give It Away Today
Pop singer and the half of Wham that most people actually remember, George Michael, is set to be disappointed for a 26th consecutive year as ...
Read More »People Furious After Discovering Enrique And Girl Who Hugged Him Did Not Have Matching Horoscopes
Latin superstar and latecomer, Enrique Iglesias, today apologised for not following local arcane customs and inviting a girl with without a matching horoscope on to ...
Read More »Hirunika Should Have Used A White Van For Youth Abduction Says Mervyn
Former MP and magician Mervin Silva, whose performance routine included a disappearing act, today said that UNP politician Hirunika Premachandra could have avoided the drama ...
Read More »New Hangman At Gallows Still Getting To Grips With Operating Manual As Prisoner Hoisted In Incorrect Angle
The newly-appointed hangman is under threat of losing his job after it was revealed that his first procedure had completely malfunctioned, leaving the prisoner in ...
Read More »OPENING SEQUENCE TO EXCLUSIVE SL EDITION OF STAR WARS REVEALED
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Read More »Mahinda Rajapakse’s Year In Review Released
