Former President and Leader of opposing every bloody thing, Mahinda Rajapakse today said that 2018 budget presented in Parliament last week was not fit for ...
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We’ll Have Lime Juice With Our Post Partying Kottu Instead Say Revellers As Maithri Tries To Ban Iced Milo
President Maithirpala Sirisena’s attempt to rid the country of sugar high mass produced drinks may not pan out as expected following the news that partygoers ...
Read More »Govt To Import Electric Public Buses So People Can Get Knocked Down And Also Electrocuted
One of the key measures announced in the 2018 Enterprise Budget delivered in Parliament last evening by Minister of Finance Mangala Samaraweera, was the importation ...
Read More »Bicycle Lane To Be Added To Rajagiriya Flyover. Just In Case: Harsha De Silva
The spokesman for the Rajagiriya flyover, Harsha De Silva, today announced that a dedicated lane for bicycles will be added to the Rajagiriya flyover, just ...
Read More »We Have Produced A Generation Skilled At Creating Petrol Shortage Related Memes: Ranil
Prime Minister Ranil Wickramasinghe added Photoshop skills to the list of Yahapaalanaya achievements this afternoon following a mass outbreak of petrol related memes on social ...
Read More »At This Rate, I Will Not Only Abolish The Presidency But Also The Entire Government: Maithri
Soon to be former President of Sri Lanka, Maithripala Sirisena today said that he will go one step beyond his election pledge of abolishing the ...
Read More »Sri Lanka To Evaluate Emergency Stockpiling Strategy Of Two Weeks Of Fuel And Five Months Of Alcohol
The Government and people of Sri Lanka have agreed to reconsider the current quantity of emergency stockpiling of supplies when it emerged that the country ...
Read More »Petrol Shortage Could Have Been Avoided If You Listened To Me And Imported Helium Cars: Ravi
The former Minister of Finance today said that had the Government taken heed of his proposal to reduce import tax for helium powered vehicles as ...
Read More »At This Rate, We Won’t Win In 2019 And They Will Take Away Our 1996 World Cup Win: Arjuna
The least dodgy of the Ranatunga brothers and former captain of Sri Lanka has expressed concern that his World Cup winning side will have their ...
Read More »Witchcraft Lady’s ODI and T20 Charges Are Double Those For Tests And I Couldn’t Afford All Formats: Chandimal
Sri Lanka’s surprise cricketer (considering one does not know what form he will turn up in) Dinesh Chandimal today said that the reason they were ...
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