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A spokesperson for the bank said, “He sometimes acts like the public money is his so we might as well give him his own currency. ...
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We Just Want Sri Lanka To Be The First Petrol Free Country Say Striking CPC Employees
A spokesperson for the trade union representing the workers of the Ceylon Petroleum Corporation said that all they are trying to do is help the ...
Read More »Public Begin To Suspect They May Have Voted For The Wrong Sirisena
Several people have expressed concern that the wrong Sirisena may currently be occupying the office of President of Sri Lanka, following several weeks of unrest ...
Read More »Met Dept Issues Flood Warning Following Swell Of Crocodile Tears For Colombo Swimming Club
The public has been warned that there has been a significant increase in the amount of crocodile tears shed over the last few days which ...
Read More »Colombo Swimming Club Patrons Appalled At Having To Resort To Swim In Their Pool At Home
A number of members of the Colombo Swimming Club have been offered to counselling following the devastating news that some of them will have no ...
Read More »Mayweather v McGregor Confirmed As Undercard To Ranatunga v Sangakkara
The promoters who teased boxing enthusiasts by squaring up Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor at a press conference earlier this week have said that say ...
Read More »Flag of Sri Lanka Permanently Lowered To Half-Mast
The public has requested that the flag of Sri Lanka be permanently lowered to half-mast following weeks of unrest, an abject government, farcical stories emerging ...
Read More »‘You Bat Like A Girl’ Replaced By ‘You Catch Like Thisara’ Following Chamari Athapathu’s Epic Innings
People who want to mock someone who lacks the skills to play cricket have been asked to refer to them as a ‘Thisara Perera’ instead of ...
Read More »The Cast Of Muppet Show Say They Watch SL Govt Proceedings In The Evening As Entertainment
Kermit and his friends have admitted that they enjoy a bit of light entertainment in the evenings by watching the popular comedy ‘The Government Show’ ...
Read More »My Previous Bail Attained Enough Karma To Be Reborn As My Current Bail Says Gnanasara Thero
One of Sri Lanka’s leading racists, Gnanasara Thero, was today released on bail for several offences after a previous bail of his was reborn as ...
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