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Shootings outside Sri Lanka courts which have been on the rise in recent months took a new twist this morning when a Pikachu, who attended ...
Read More »First SL Pokemon Go Fatality Recorded As Pikachu Shot Dead Outside Magistrates’ Court
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Man Arrested In Burqa At BIA Sues Fancy Dress Shop Believing He Bought Darth Vader Suit
A man who purchased a Burqa from a fancy dress shop in Colombo after believing it was a Darth Vader costume that he actually picked ...
Read More »Melania Trump Says ‘Obata Sathutuida Dan’ To Her Detractors; Mahinda Not Sathutui
The plagiarism furore surrounding Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s wife Melania took a further twist today when she asked her detractors if they are ‘happy ...
Read More »Internet Addiction Added To List Of Mental Disorders Which Includes Being A SL Politician
A leading Psychiatrist has said that Internet Addiction should be classified as a Mental Disorder and added to the list which includes being a Sri ...
Read More »SL Cricket Team Inspired By Pakistan Win Over England And Hope To Win Toss Against Australia
The Sri Lanka Cricket team have been inspired by Pakistan’s win over England last night and hope to emulate their victory in the toin-coss when ...
Read More »Govt Forgets To Include ‘Luxury Cars For Ministers’ In List Of Price Controlled Items
The Ministry of Commerce today said that they conveniently forgot to include a key essential item in the list of price controlled goods which it ...
Read More »Namal Says He Deliberately Wanted Go To Prison To Capture Pokemon Inside
Shadow Foreign Minister Namal Rajapakse said he was thrilled at being in prison after successfully capturing several Pokemon during a 12 hour period after being ...
Read More »Maithripala Sirisena Says That Judge Judy Will Not Be Involved In Local Judicial Process
President Maithirpala Sirisena said that although the country has agreed to adopt Resolution 30/1 which it co-sponsored at UNHRC session last September, it would not ...
Read More »SLC Say Rambukwella Had Successful Series; No Airplane Doors Opened During Flights
Despite the disappointing series against England, Sri Lanka Cricket citied the performance of Ramitha Rambukwella as being one of the only positive highlights, following analysis ...
Read More »Darth Vader Refuses To Join Shadow Cabinet Citing Extremely Dark Forces Amongst His Colleagues
Evil overlord Darth Vader said that he has turned down the offer an invitation to join the Shadow Cabinet after sensing evil forces in operation ...
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