Game of Thrones author George RR Martin, today announced that he will not be writing in the character of Arjuna Mahendran into the novels or ...
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‘A Fate Worse Than Death’ Says Rajitha After Hearing Filipino MPs To Give Up Luxury Cars
Health Minister Rajitha Senaratne has embarked on a fundraising drive to help MPs in the Philippines purchase luxury vehicles after being made aware that they ...
Read More »Online Passport Applications Launched; Wimal’s Wife First Person To Apply, Orders 8 Copies
In a bid to outdo Jason Bourne for the most number of passports owned, Sashi Weerawanse today said that she has applied for 8 passports ...
Read More »Maithri Forced To Act Cool After Forgetting To Bring $20 Bill To Inspect Seized Cocaine Haul
President Maithripala Sirisena was compelled to pretend he had everything under control last evening after forgetting to bring a $20 bill to inspect a large ...
Read More »SL Crime Series ‘FCID’ Set To End After One Season Following Disappointing Arrest Figures
According to reports from highly placed political sources, local crime series FCID is set to end after just one season with the producers disappointed at ...
Read More »145 Ministers Defeat Motion Against Ravi While 19,999,855 Sri Lankans Still Have No Faith
The motion of no-confidence raised in Parliament by the Joint Opposition with the support of the JVP was defeated by a majority vote of 145 ...
Read More »Don’t Import Vehicles Now As Tesla Set To Announce A New Super Luxury Electric Car, Says Ranil
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe has told Ministers who are planning on importing expensive vehicles using tax payer’s money to wait a few more months as ...
Read More »We Cannot Drive This Country Into The Ground Without Luxury Cars Say Cabinet Ministers
A number of Ministers and Deputy Ministers have defended their decision to request for luxury cars, stating that they will not be able to deliver ...
Read More »Motion Against Ravi Delayed; Audio Issue Prevents DJ Playing ‘Insane In The Brain’ During Debate
A no-faith motion which was tabled to be brought against Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake was postponed earlier this afternoon after technical difficulties with the audio ...
Read More »‘I Will Take Steps In The Right Direction To Reduce Taxes’ Says Ravi While Walking Backwards
Finance Minister Ravi Karunanyake today said that Government was taking necessary measures to reduce the tax burden on the people of Sri Lanka but only ...
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