One resident said, “She was arrested for abducting a person and threatening him with violence and her punishment was the world’s shortest time to get ...
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Arjun Aloysuis So Guilty That Even OJ Simpson’s Gloves Fit Him Says AG’s Department
The gloves that OJ Simpson struggled to put on during his infamous trial have been found to fit Arjun Aloysius according to evidence presented by the ...
Read More »As Bond Commission Prepares To Question Ranil, Elephant Departs Sanctuary And Heads Towards Room
Colombo dwelling wildlife enthusiasts have expressed their delight on hearing the news that a large elephant was spotted making its way towards the room in the ...
Read More »Namal’s Human Rights Complaint Moved Up UNHRC Agenda But Only After Vote On 2020 Xmas Party Venue
The UNHRC today said that they had noted the tweet sent this morning by former President’s son, Namal Rajapakse, complaining about a violation of human ...
Read More »Bond Commission Told That Arjun Aloysius Sent Texts With ? Emoji To Ravi Karunanyake
Text messages extracted from the phone of former Perpetual Treasuries executive Arjun Aloysius revealed that he had sent SMS messages with affectionate emojis to Ravi ...
Read More »Mahinda Seeking To Enter German Politics After Hearing Angela Merkel Won A Fourth Term
Mahinda Rajapakse has finally taken the hint and decided to retire from Sri Lankan politics, but will still be plying his trade in Germany having ...
Read More »President Sirisena Shortlisted For Aung San Suu Kyi’s Nobel Peace Prize
The Committee that awards the Nobel Peace Prize today announced that Sri Lankan President Maithiripala Sirisena has been shortlisted for the award, albeit the one ...
Read More »Maithri’s Daughter Admits Title Of Her Book ‘Janadhipathi Thaththa’ Refers To Two Different People
Chathurika Sirisena, the unfortunate sister of Dhaham Sirisena, said that she invited both Ranil Wickremesinghe and her father Maithiripala Sirisena to the launch of her ...
Read More »News 1st Updates Tagline To ‘We Report, You Resign’ As Canagey Forced Out After MTV Goes Crying To President
Real life Frank Underwood, Maithripala Sirisena, today decided to exercise the powers of the office of his Executive Presidency, which he previously said that he ...
Read More »Things Could Be Worse. I Could’ve Been Playing Cricket For Sri Lanka: Ravi
Having been caught out himself, former Foreign Minister Ravi Karunanayake said that despite being ostracized for possessing a faulty moral compass, he could have been ...
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