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Ravi’s Family Wins Big In Both ‘Lord Of The Reload’ And ‘Cash Bonanza’ From 750 Calls Made To Aloysius
Winner of the Banker Magazine’s Banker Of The Year (South Asia), Ravi Karunanayake was today given another major accolade after being named as Dialog’s Lord ...
Read More »Govt Consider Reverting Country Name To Ceylon After Discovering Brands Using It Able To Charge More
The Government of Sri Lanka is considering a proposal to reverting to the name Ceylon after a study confirmed that companies using the colonial name ...
Read More »Central Bank Honours Ravi Karunanayake’s Services To Corruption By Issuing Note With His Face On It
A spokesperson for the bank said, “He sometimes acts like the public money is his so we might as well give him his own currency. ...
Read More »Dialog Increases Investment In Sri Lanka By Setting Up Dedicated Spam Production Factory
The company that sends you more annoying texts than your mother, Dialog, today announced that they have broken ground in Madampitiya on a new dedicated ...
Read More »Having Exhausted Blaming Former Govt, Yahapaalanaya Now Blame Blangoda Man For Bond Scandal
In a bid to deflect blame, PM Ranil Wickramasinghe has appointed a committee to look into the gazette notifications issued by the Balangoda Manavaya in ...
Read More »China’s Alibaba Eyeing SL, In Search Of Forty Thieves. Mainly In Parliament: Finance Ministry
E-commerce giant Alibaba has informed the Ministry of Parliament that it is interesting in investing in the country in search of forty thieves to complete ...
Read More »Old Playboy and Hustler Magazines Get New Lease Of Life In SL As Internet Data Prices Skyrocket
Internet users in Sri Lanka have been put in a sticky situation following the significant increase in the price of internet data, forcing a number ...
Read More »‘The Govt Needs More Tax Revenue As I’m Wasting Taxpayer’s Money On TV Ads About Tax': Ravi
Ravi Karunanayeke has said that the public has a duty to pay their taxes so that the government can waste even more money on TV ...
Read More »‘Apple iPhone7 Unfortunately Can’t Prevent Dialog Selling Your Data And Spamming You’ Says Tim Cook
Despite several features added to the much hyped Apple i7, it cannot prevent your data being sold, nor being spammed by Dialog according to CEO ...
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