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A number of Ministers of Parliament have confirmed that they have worked very hard to have acquired double standards rather than be stick with a ...
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Sri Lanka Beat America To Become 2017 International Eye Rolling Champions
Despite a near full year of having disaster prone and Twitter trolling President Donald Trump in charge of the country, America lost the 2017 Eye ...
Read More »Inflation Soars To ‘November Pay Is Only Going To Last 27 Hours’ Percent Admits Central Bank
The Central Bank today confirmed that your hard earned money will be worth less than it was by the time you finish reading this article ...
Read More »Sujeewa Says He Made Over 60 calls to Arjun Aloysius As They Spoke Only One Word At A Time
Bananaman Sujeewa Senasinghe has clarified that the numerous calls made to Arjun Aloysius during the COPE Committee investigations were in reference to his forthcoming book ...
Read More »‘Weda Bari Tarzan’ Added As Title To National Honours List Due To Lack Of People To Confer Current Honours To
President Maithripala Sirisena today said that due to the lack of distinguished people to confer any of the current national honours to, a new honour ...
Read More »Wildfires Amazed At The Speed False Rumours Spread In Colombo, Fuelled By Gullibility
A number of wildfires across the globe have spoken about their astonishment at the speed at which false rumours spread in Colombo fuelled by gullibility. ...
Read More »MPs Can Insult, Slander And Promote Hatred In Public And Parliament Confirms TRC, Because It’s Not Social Media
The Telecommunications Regulatory Commission today warned the public that the only people who are allowed to insult, slander, promote hatred and character assassinate other people ...
Read More »Ravi’s Family Wins Big In Both ‘Lord Of The Reload’ And ‘Cash Bonanza’ From 750 Calls Made To Aloysius
Winner of the Banker Magazine’s Banker Of The Year (South Asia), Ravi Karunanayake was today given another major accolade after being named as Dialog’s Lord ...
Read More »He Was A Friend With A Different Kind Of Benefits: Ravi’s Wife On Her 320 Calls With Arjun Aloysius
Wife of the former Minister of Finance, Ravi Karunanayake, today sought to clarify the news that she had made 320 calls to her former rent-free ...
Read More »Sujeewa Senasinghe Falls Out Together With Loose Change As Arjun Aloysius Empties His Pockets
Parliamentary pretty boy and occasional MP, Sujeewa Senasinghe, today fell out of the pockets of financial fraud perpetrator Arjun Aloysius, after the former CEO of ...
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