The Pentagon ordered a number of their military bases in South Asia to move to DEFCON 3 after satellite pictures surfaced showing that oil may ...
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China In Advanced Talks To Sell Sri Lanka To The US
China, current majority shareholders of Sri Lanka, today issued a statement to the stock market (or whatever there is left of it) that they are ...
Read More »David Cameron Appoints Monty Panesar As The British High Commissioner To Sri Lanka
Taking a leaf out of Maithri’s strategy to force diplomatic postings on retired cricketers, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has requested that Monty Panesar be ...
Read More »Debris from Sri Lankan Airlines Financial Wreckage yet to Wash Up
Commercial Aviation’s biggest mystery – how the former President’s Brother in Law came to be the Chairman of the national carrier despite no relevant experience ...
Read More »No one in Sri Lanka to talk to each other after launch of Google Loon
In a historic deal announced by the UNP this morning, no one in Sri Lanka will need to have face to face conversations with anyone ...
Read More »BBS recruits Liam Neeson as Extremist Measure against ISIS call threats
Extremist group Bodu Bala Sena today said that they would be taking a number of measures including going in to hiding, changing names and addresses ...
Read More »Fossilized remains of the original Konde Bandapu Cheena found
In a discovery that has shaken the archaeological community a prehistoric skeleton in the Balangoda area, suspected to be 3,000 year old Chinese tradesman, was ...
Read More »Leopard Numbers Expected to Dwindle after Tinder blocked in Yala
The Department of Wildlife said that as a result of the disabling of mobile phone networks and data within Yala National Park, they expected a ...
Read More »Woman involved in Malabe Police Fracas recruited by Mahinda to give Maithri Rebuttal
A woman who threatened a Police Officer last evening in a video that went viral (see below), was today said to have been recruited by ...
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