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Everyone Cursing Three Wise Men For Bringing Gifts For Baby Jesus And Starting A Trend
Last minute shoppers have been cursing the Three Wise Men for starting a trend of buying gifts for Christmas causing untold misery to thousands of ...
Read More »Englishman And American Woman Announce Sri Lankan Size Wedding In Spring 2018
A retired English soldier and an American actress have announced that they will be celebrating their union with a Sri Lankan sized wedding in England ...
Read More »Iraj Confirms The ‘You Don’t Need Talent To Go Viral On The Internet’ Theory With Latest Music Video
Soft porn director and aspiring singer Iraj today confirmed the theory that you do not need talent to get people to watch your video, with ...
Read More »The Movie ‘IT’, About A Clown Trying To Scare People, Is Not Based On Mervyn Silva Says Stephen King
Speaking during the premiere of the movie ‘IT’, the acclaimed author of the novel behind the film said, “I know everyone thinks this was based ...
Read More »‘No Humans In Heaven Yet. So Far It’s Only Animals Who Qualified,’ Says God, Adding ‘Except Cats’
In a statement issued last evening, God has confirmed that not a single human has met the criteria required to enter heaven and that current ...
Read More »All Bra Throwing Practices Suspended As Pitbull Cancels Concert
Mr Worldwide (which to me is just North and South America), Pitbull, today announced that had cancelled his scheduled visit to Sri Lanka and other ...
Read More »Second Oscar Fiasco As Casey Affleck Reveals Best Actor Was Actually SAITM CEO
In a further twist to the fiasco surrounding the incorrect awarding of best film to La La Land instead of Moonlight, it was revealed that ...
Read More »GMOA Up In Arms Yet Again After Discovering That Ranil Awarded Honorary Doctorate
Dressed up like Dr Teeth, lead singer in the Muppet Show band Electric Mayhem, Ranil Wickremasinghe was awarded in Honorary Doctorate in Excessive Foreign Travel ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Singles Celebrate Second Independence Day In A Month
A number of Sri Lankans were celebrating a second Independence this month following the realisation that they will not have to fork out a large ...
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