Prime Minister Ranil Wickramasinghe has issued a statement saying that he will only issue a statement with regards to findings of the Bond Scandal once ...
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Ravi Karunanayake’s New Year Resolution Of Not Being At A Loss Comes To An End
Rent free tenant turned owner of a penthouse, Ravi Karunanayake, had to break his New Year resolution of not being at a loss after admitting ...
Read More »Rs 3.8 Million Cake Listed As Just Rs 380 +++++++++++++ On Menu Says Chef Who Prepared, Blaming Govt Taxes And Inflation
A chef who prepared a cake which has been valued at Rs 3.8 million has revealed that the actual listed price of the cake was ...
Read More »Ravi Karunanayake Downloads All Five Seasons Of Prison Break Following President’s Statement On Bond Scandal
Former Minister Of Finance, Ravi Karunanayake, has asked his secretary to immediately download all five seasons of popular TV show Prison Break, following a statement ...
Read More »Mahendran and Aloysius Start Watching The Shawshank Redemption Ahead Of Bond Report Statement
Former Central Bank Governor, Arjuna Mahendran, and his son in law and former director of Perpetual Treasuries, Arjun Aloysius, were reported to have been watching The ...
Read More »People To Vote For Cutouts Instead Of Actual Candidates At Local Election As They Are Less Corrupt
Party leaders have been asked to remove all cutouts of candidates contesting for the forthcoming local government elections after the Election Commissioner revealed that the ...
Read More »People Rename New Year Resolutions As Election Pledges To Avoid Feeling Guilty For Breaking Them
A number of people who have made a list of New Year resolutions have renamed them as ‘personal election pledges’ in order to remove the ...
Read More »Car That Goes From 200 km/h to 0 In 3 Seconds Due To Pot Holes And Erratic Trishaws, In Colombo
A top of the range sports car that goes from 200kmph to 0 faster than the other way has landed in Colombo according to customs ...
Read More »Everyone Cursing Three Wise Men For Bringing Gifts For Baby Jesus And Starting A Trend
Last minute shoppers have been cursing the Three Wise Men for starting a trend of buying gifts for Christmas causing untold misery to thousands of ...
Read More »SLPP Not Heeding Santa’s Advice Of Making A List And Checking It Twice After More Nominations Rejected
The Election Commissioner has advised Sri Lanka Podujana Peramuna to follow Santa Claus’ list making process of double checking in order to avoid their nominations ...
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