Students at SAITM have agreed that they will not resort to writing legible prescriptions in a bid to convince the morons at the GMOA to ...
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Cricketers Told Not To Worry About Abject Bowling And Batting But Just Stop Eating Honey Ahead Of Next Series
The national cricket team have been told that the most pressing issue they are facing is the over consumption of honey and that they need ...
Read More »Three Wheel Driver Wins Case Without Lawyer After Latter Falls Out On The Way To Court
In a rare victory for the common man, a three wheel driver secured won a case brought against him despite appearing without a lawyer after ...
Read More »I’m Glad My Forefather Fought For Independence So I Would Be Stuck In Traffic For 3 Hours Says Driver
A driver has said that is he has been thinking extremely proud thoughts for the last 4 hours while stuck in traffic about how his ...
Read More »‘Now That We Have Independence Do We Need To Keep Practising For It?': Everyone Stuck In Traffic
Everyone stuck in traffic across Colombo is pulling their hair trying to understand why sixty-nine years after Independence, the Government needs to rehearse for it ...
Read More »No Need To Ban People – Follow SL And Close Airport Runway To Control Immigration: Maithri To Trump
President Maithripala Sirisena has advised Donald Trump that he should have closed a runway at leading airports as a means of controlling immigration instead of ...
Read More »Trump Says That Large Crowd At Mahinda’s Rally Is An Alternative Fact As Attendance Surpasses Inauguration
Donald Trump today dismissed the attendance figures put forward by the Joint Opposition’s from last evening’s rally as an ‘alternative fact’ after initial indications suggested ...
Read More »Govt Asks Canteens To Rename Malu Paan As Malu Paan Benedict And Charge Triple In Bid To Capitalise On Brunch Phenomenon
The Government has asked all canteens, restaurants, cafes and Kanda stalls to start serving Eggs Benedict, introduce Malu Paan Benedict immediately and change the title ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Falls To 96th Place In Corruption Index Just Behind New Entrant Arjuna Mahendran
Sri Lanka Good Governance programme has seen its effort to eradicate corruption bear rotten fruit after the country was downgraded in the latest corruption index ...
Read More »Crawling Through Barbed Wire Better Than Chaos At SL Immigration Say Sri Lankan Airlines Flight Crew
A group of Sri Lankan cabin crew members who used their initiative to circumvent traffic to board their plane by crawling through barbed wire have ...
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