In news that has left Colombo’s social and political circles reeling The Prime Minister today apologised for comments he made earlier this week about having ...
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Namal Makes Hospital Pass to Himself after CID Summons
The CID today said it had unintentionally omitted to tell the former first son he might be very dodgy, after sending a letter of summons ...
Read More »Girl Suspects President Cheating On Her
A girl today complained to her group of friends that she was suspicious the President was cheating on her after discovering that other women received ...
Read More »Colombo Fastest Growing City: Land Reclamation Success
Colombo was ranked as the fastest growing city, according to people to measure this kind of thing. The city grew at a rate of 21 ...
Read More »Hybrid Trishaw Launched: Alternative Fuel Source Breakthrough
Automotive engineers today announced a major breakthrough when they unveiled the process of turning motivational words in to energy in Tuk Tuk motors, making them ...
Read More »President Makes U Turn, Forgets Old Shoes
The President had to make an embarrassing U-Turn on Dutugemunu Street last afternoon after it was revealed that he forgot to take back the pair ...
Read More »New SL Tourist Visa Requirement: 500 Facebook Friends
Sri Lanka’s Immigration Department defended the actions of one of its staff based at Bandaranaike Airport, who was caught checking Facebook rather than the tourist’s ...
Read More »Daft Punk Refused Entry To Sri Lanka
One of world’s leading electronic music acts and Grammy Award winners Daft Punk, were prohibited from entering Sri Lanka after the artists refused to remove ...
Read More »Yo Mama So Corrupt: Fight Goes Viral
The sons of two leading female figures in the former regime have entered in to an online spat about who is the most corrupt, which ...
Read More »MAITHREE: Brothers Leave Me Hanging
A major investigation by the ‘Movement Against Brothers Left Hanging’ today revealed that a brother from another mother, Maithripala Sirisena, was being conspired against by ...
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