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Ravi Karunanayake Downloads All Five Seasons Of Prison Break Following President’s Statement On Bond Scandal
Former Minister Of Finance, Ravi Karunanayake, has asked his secretary to immediately download all five seasons of popular TV show Prison Break, following a statement ...
Read More »Mahendran and Aloysius Start Watching The Shawshank Redemption Ahead Of Bond Report Statement
Former Central Bank Governor, Arjuna Mahendran, and his son in law and former director of Perpetual Treasuries, Arjun Aloysius, were reported to have been watching The ...
Read More »People To Vote For Cutouts Instead Of Actual Candidates At Local Election As They Are Less Corrupt
Party leaders have been asked to remove all cutouts of candidates contesting for the forthcoming local government elections after the Election Commissioner revealed that the ...
Read More »People Rename New Year Resolutions As Election Pledges To Avoid Feeling Guilty For Breaking Them
A number of people who have made a list of New Year resolutions have renamed them as ‘personal election pledges’ in order to remove the ...
Read More »SLPP Not Heeding Santa’s Advice Of Making A List And Checking It Twice After More Nominations Rejected
The Election Commissioner has advised Sri Lanka Podujana Peramuna to follow Santa Claus’ list making process of double checking in order to avoid their nominations ...
Read More »‘I Meant To Tell A Yo Mama So Fat Joke And Got Mixed Up’, Says Namal After Being Accused Of Fat Shaming
Having recently applied a year’s worth of gel on his hair to keep it spikey, MP Namal Rajapakse today aimed to clarify the accusation that ...
Read More »Santa Adds To Maithiri’s Woes In Russia – SL Standoff After Refusing To Land on Asbestos Rooftops
Father Christmas today compounded the on-going standoff between Russia and Sri Lanka by stating that he will not be landing on any rooftops which containing ...
Read More »Dressing Our Male Candidates In A Wig And Ticking The Female Box Was Our Cunning Plan To Meet The LG Quota: SLPP
Inspired by one of Baldrick’s cunning plans, the Sri Lanka Podujana Peramuna said that the rejection of candidates based on their inability to tick correct ...
Read More »Department Of Prisons Release Two New Posters As Part Of Campaign To Counter Propaganda
The Department of Prisons has sought to correct the false propaganda being touted by two leading political figures by issuing two amended versions of posters ...
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