Minister of Boats Arjuna Ranatunga is set to consult former cricket umpire Ross Emerson on how to deal with the Hambanthota port staff walkout, with ...
Read More »DOMESTIC
SL In Guinness Record Book For World’s Tallest Story About World’s Tallest Christmas Tree
Despite yet another ill conceived and half baked plan by a Sri Lankan politician, the country is set to enter the Guinness Book Record for ...
Read More »Bus Drivers Say They Will Address Christmas Letters To Maithripala Instead Of Santa This Year
The secretary of the Bus Drivers association and defender of road deaths in Sri Lanka said that he has instructed bus drivers to address their ...
Read More »Mervyn Says He ‘Was A Dangerous Man With Some Money In His Pocket’ Way Before Bruno Mars
Mervyn Silva has accused RnB pop sensation Bruno Mars of plagiarisation following the latter’s use of the term ‘I’m a dangerous man with some money ...
Read More »Without Driving SL Forward, Maithri Looks For Reverse Gear To Avoid Collision With Bus Operators
While sitting in the driving seat, President Maithripala Sirisena has been driving backwards more than forwards in the country’s journey towards progression with the most ...
Read More »Everyone Relived It’s The Final Month Of A Shit Year; Most People Set To Drink Through December
Everyone is relieved that the final month of what has turned out to be an absolute turd of a year has got under way. Everyone ...
Read More »Ranil Says Because Santa Is Not Real MPs Given Rs 100,000 To Buy Gifts For Constituents
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe has exposed the hoax that is Santa to the nation and said that in order to manage the shock of the ...
Read More »Inspired By Jurrasic Park, Govt Invites People To Explore Dehiwala Zoo By Night While Animals Roam Free
Having only recently watched Jurrasic Park, the Minister For Environment has decided to replicate the environment of the movie by allowing animals in Dehiwala Zoo ...
Read More »Domestic Staff Member Has Statue Erected In Recognition Of Returning From Holiday On Said Date
A domestic staff member employed in a house in Nawala will have a statue erected in her honour after returning from a recent holiday on ...
Read More »Rs 5 Billion Worth Of Obesity Causing Deadly Sugar Detected In Less Harmful Cocaine Shipment
Sri Lanka Customs have intercepted a shipment of sugar with a street value of Rs 5 billion which was headed to the factories of leading ...
Read More »