Father Christmas today compounded the on-going standoff between Russia and Sri Lanka by stating that he will not be landing on any rooftops which containing ...
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Guest List At Mass Wedding Held For 50 Chinese Couples Less Than Guest List At Single Lankan Wedding
A mass Chinese wedding held on the lawn of the Colombo Municipal Council for 50 brides and grooms was attended by fewer people than a ...
Read More »Russia Says Sri Lanka Must Do More To Prevent Asylum Seeking Beetles Leaving The Country
An official for Russian border control said, “While we import several varieties of tea, the only tea we export is the polonium radiation flavoured version ...
Read More »Dressing Our Male Candidates In A Wig And Ticking The Female Box Was Our Cunning Plan To Meet The LG Quota: SLPP
Inspired by one of Baldrick’s cunning plans, the Sri Lanka Podujana Peramuna said that the rejection of candidates based on their inability to tick correct ...
Read More »No Matter How Nice You’ve Been I Can’t Afford To Get You A Shangri La Maalu Paan: Santa To Kids
Santa Claus has asked parents to please make sure that their kid’s Christmas wish lists do not include requests for Shangri-La Maalu Paan after it ...
Read More »Always The Attending Witnesses, Never The Bride And Groom Say Mahinda And Maithri
Despite their joint presence at numerous weddings in the capacity of attending witnesses, former President Mahinda Rajapakse and current President Maithripala Sirisena have said that ...
Read More »Major Christmas Fundraiser Underway To Help Sri Lankan Santas Put On Some Weight
Members of the public have been asked to give generously towards a fund aimed at fattening up a number of local Santa Claus who will ...
Read More »Google Introduces P Language Mode So Parents Don’t Bother Their Kids Anymore When Using The Internet
In a bid to reduce parents asking their kids ‘Putha, where is the send button? Is it this one which says Send?’, Google has announced ...
Read More »Met Dept To Upgrade Early Warning System From Current ‘Look Out The Window’ v1.0 Technology
The Sri Lanka Meteorological Department has issued a Request for Proposals following the decision to upgrade their current ‘Look Through The Curtain’ v1.0 software proved ...
Read More »Department Of Prisons Release Two New Posters As Part Of Campaign To Counter Propaganda
The Department of Prisons has sought to correct the false propaganda being touted by two leading political figures by issuing two amended versions of posters ...
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