President Maithripala Sirisena was compelled to pretend he had everything under control last evening after forgetting to bring a $20 bill to inspect a large ...
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SL Crime Series ‘FCID’ Set To End After One Season Following Disappointing Arrest Figures
According to reports from highly placed political sources, local crime series FCID is set to end after just one season with the producers disappointed at ...
Read More »145 Ministers Defeat Motion Against Ravi While 19,999,855 Sri Lankans Still Have No Faith
The motion of no-confidence raised in Parliament by the Joint Opposition with the support of the JVP was defeated by a majority vote of 145 ...
Read More »Don’t Import Vehicles Now As Tesla Set To Announce A New Super Luxury Electric Car, Says Ranil
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremasinghe has told Ministers who are planning on importing expensive vehicles using tax payer’s money to wait a few more months as ...
Read More »We Cannot Drive This Country Into The Ground Without Luxury Cars Say Cabinet Ministers
A number of Ministers and Deputy Ministers have defended their decision to request for luxury cars, stating that they will not be able to deliver ...
Read More »Motion Against Ravi Delayed; Audio Issue Prevents DJ Playing ‘Insane In The Brain’ During Debate
A no-faith motion which was tabled to be brought against Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake was postponed earlier this afternoon after technical difficulties with the audio ...
Read More »‘I Will Take Steps In The Right Direction To Reduce Taxes’ Says Ravi While Walking Backwards
Finance Minister Ravi Karunanyake today said that Government was taking necessary measures to reduce the tax burden on the people of Sri Lanka but only ...
Read More »MR’s Application To Join X-Men Rejected Citing His Loss Of Powers & Disabled Wolverine Claws
Head of the X-Men Professor Charles Xavier today said that the application they received from former President Mahinda Rajapakse to join the ranks of the ...
Read More »Despite Govt Assurance To Clear Out Piled Up Garbage, No One From Parliament Has Resigned Yet
The Government today moved to assure the public that significant measures are being taken to dispose of the mounting heaps of garbage and vile stench ...
Read More »Disaster Management Ministry Says Flood Relief Work Stopped To Deal With John Amaratunga
The Ministry of Disaster Management said that they have had to suspend all its efforts in flood affected areas of Sri Lanka in order to ...
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