Minister for Law & Order, who has yet to appear on a single episode of the series, was today appointed Judge and Jury in the ...
Read More »DOMESTIC
Sri Lankan Men Deny Knowledge of Sunny Leone Prior To Yesterday’s News While Deleting Their Internet Browsing History
Sri Lanka’s male population were last night in engaged in a co-ordinated mass denial of the existence of the actress popularly known as Sunny Leone, ...
Read More »Ranatunga Family Ranked 60th In World Prosperity Index, Just Ahead Of Sri Lanka
The Government of Sri Lanka were in double celebration mode after the being entered twice in the World Prosperity Index announced this morning; the island ...
Read More »Lecturers To Walk And Talk In Bid To Educate Constantly Protesting University Students
A number of lecturers at Sri Lanka’s Government Universities said they have undergone training in the art of walking and talking in a bid to ...
Read More »Mattala Airport To Be Diverted To Katunayake In Order To Avoid Disaster
The Aviation Department today announced that it will divert Mattala Airport to Bandaranayake International Airport as an emergency measure in order to prevent an impending ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Tourism Board Celebrates Increase In Visitors From Outer Space After Debris Confirms Arrival in November
The Sri Lanka Government said that their efforts to attract more foreigners to the country were paying dividends after the announcement that flight from outer ...
Read More »Sri Lankan Gangsters Consider New Nicknames That Don’t Give Away Clues To What They Look Like And Where They Live Says Rawula, Kalu Suda and Matara Saman
The Sri Lankan Association of Mobsters have issued a memorandum to all its members requesting them to consider rebranding themselves as after a recent spate ...
Read More »Power Still Not Restored To The Rajapakses
The CEB, which is under fire as a result of the islandwide outage last night, said that while electricity had been restored to most of ...
Read More »No Flights Delayed As A Result Of Protest At Mattala Airport
The Aviation Ministry of Sri Lanka today issued a statement saying that no flights had been affected as a result of the large-scale protest held ...
Read More »UNP outdo Mahinda’s Highway Programme; reduce travel time to North by 10 mins
The UNP have decided to stamp their own mark on the country’s road network system by making its first bold move and reducing travel time ...
Read More »