Minister of Boats Arjuna Ranatunga is set to consult former cricket umpire Ross Emerson on how to deal with the Hambanthota port staff walkout, with ...
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Except Eran All MPs Deemed Naughty By Santa
Santa has deemed that all Sri Lankan MPs have been naughty this year with the exception of Eran Wickramaratne who will be the only person ...
Read More »Google Apologises For Placing ‘Sex’ On Page Two Of The Sri Lanka Version Of Its Search Engine
Google offered an apology to all Sri Lankans after placing ‘Sex’ on the second page of its localised search results engine and watched hilarity ensue ...
Read More »SL In Guinness Record Book For World’s Tallest Story About World’s Tallest Christmas Tree
Despite yet another ill conceived and half baked plan by a Sri Lankan politician, the country is set to enter the Guinness Book Record for ...
Read More »Bus Drivers Say They Will Address Christmas Letters To Maithripala Instead Of Santa This Year
The secretary of the Bus Drivers association and defender of road deaths in Sri Lanka said that he has instructed bus drivers to address their ...
Read More »Mervyn Says He ‘Was A Dangerous Man With Some Money In His Pocket’ Way Before Bruno Mars
Mervyn Silva has accused RnB pop sensation Bruno Mars of plagiarisation following the latter’s use of the term ‘I’m a dangerous man with some money ...
Read More »Protected: NewsCurry’s Christmas Gift Guide (With Good Cheer From Takas.lk)
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Read More »Without Driving SL Forward, Maithri Looks For Reverse Gear To Avoid Collision With Bus Operators
While sitting in the driving seat, President Maithripala Sirisena has been driving backwards more than forwards in the country’s journey towards progression with the most ...
Read More »Everyone Relived It’s The Final Month Of A Shit Year; Most People Set To Drink Through December
Everyone is relieved that the final month of what has turned out to be an absolute turd of a year has got under way. Everyone ...
Read More »Ranil Says Because Santa Is Not Real MPs Given Rs 100,000 To Buy Gifts For Constituents
Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe has exposed the hoax that is Santa to the nation and said that in order to manage the shock of the ...
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