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The BCCI has informed SLC that it is the Indian team who should be wearing face masks and accused the Sri Lankans of polluting the ...
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Met Dept To Upgrade Early Warning System From Current ‘Look Out The Window’ v1.0 Technology
The Sri Lanka Meteorological Department has issued a Request for Proposals following the decision to upgrade their current ‘Look Through The Curtain’ v1.0 software proved ...
Read More »Department Of Prisons Release Two New Posters As Part Of Campaign To Counter Propaganda
The Department of Prisons has sought to correct the false propaganda being touted by two leading political figures by issuing two amended versions of posters ...
Read More »Englishman And American Woman Announce Sri Lankan Size Wedding In Spring 2018
A retired English soldier and an American actress have announced that they will be celebrating their union with a Sri Lankan sized wedding in England ...
Read More »DMC Warns Public To Stay Away From Areas Prone To Collapse, Like Sri Lanka’s Batting Lineup
As a result of the prevailing inclement batting performance of the Sri Lankan team, the Disaster Management Centre has warned the public to stay away ...
Read More »Having Double Standards Is Much Better Than Having Just One Standard: SL Ministers
A number of Ministers of Parliament have confirmed that they have worked very hard to have acquired double standards rather than be stick with a ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Beat America To Become 2017 International Eye Rolling Champions
Despite a near full year of having disaster prone and Twitter trolling President Donald Trump in charge of the country, America lost the 2017 Eye ...
Read More »Inflation Soars To ‘November Pay Is Only Going To Last 27 Hours’ Percent Admits Central Bank
The Central Bank today confirmed that your hard earned money will be worth less than it was by the time you finish reading this article ...
Read More »Sujeewa Says He Made Over 60 calls to Arjun Aloysius As They Spoke Only One Word At A Time
Bananaman Sujeewa Senasinghe has clarified that the numerous calls made to Arjun Aloysius during the COPE Committee investigations were in reference to his forthcoming book ...
Read More »‘Weda Bari Tarzan’ Added As Title To National Honours List Due To Lack Of People To Confer Current Honours To
President Maithripala Sirisena today said that due to the lack of distinguished people to confer any of the current national honours to, a new honour ...
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