A number of wildfires across the globe have spoken about their astonishment at the speed at which false rumours spread in Colombo fuelled by gullibility. ...
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MPs Can Insult, Slander And Promote Hatred In Public And Parliament Confirms TRC, Because It’s Not Social Media
The Telecommunications Regulatory Commission today warned the public that the only people who are allowed to insult, slander, promote hatred and character assassinate other people ...
Read More »Ravi’s Family Wins Big In Both ‘Lord Of The Reload’ And ‘Cash Bonanza’ From 750 Calls Made To Aloysius
Winner of the Banker Magazine’s Banker Of The Year (South Asia), Ravi Karunanayake was today given another major accolade after being named as Dialog’s Lord ...
Read More »He Was A Friend With A Different Kind Of Benefits: Ravi’s Wife On Her 320 Calls With Arjun Aloysius
Wife of the former Minister of Finance, Ravi Karunanayake, today sought to clarify the news that she had made 320 calls to her former rent-free ...
Read More »Sujeewa Senasinghe Falls Out Together With Loose Change As Arjun Aloysius Empties His Pockets
Parliamentary pretty boy and occasional MP, Sujeewa Senasinghe, today fell out of the pockets of financial fraud perpetrator Arjun Aloysius, after the former CEO of ...
Read More »Mahinda Slates 2018 Budget For The Lack Of Oxford Commas. JVP Ridicules Choice Of Font.
Former President and Leader of opposing every bloody thing, Mahinda Rajapakse today said that 2018 budget presented in Parliament last week was not fit for ...
Read More »We’ll Have Lime Juice With Our Post Partying Kottu Instead Say Revellers As Maithri Tries To Ban Iced Milo
President Maithirpala Sirisena’s attempt to rid the country of sugar high mass produced drinks may not pan out as expected following the news that partygoers ...
Read More »Govt To Import Electric Public Buses So People Can Get Knocked Down And Also Electrocuted
One of the key measures announced in the 2018 Enterprise Budget delivered in Parliament last evening by Minister of Finance Mangala Samaraweera, was the importation ...
Read More »Bicycle Lane To Be Added To Rajagiriya Flyover. Just In Case: Harsha De Silva
The spokesman for the Rajagiriya flyover, Harsha De Silva, today announced that a dedicated lane for bicycles will be added to the Rajagiriya flyover, just ...
Read More »We Have Produced A Generation Skilled At Creating Petrol Shortage Related Memes: Ranil
Prime Minister Ranil Wickramasinghe added Photoshop skills to the list of Yahapaalanaya achievements this afternoon following a mass outbreak of petrol related memes on social ...
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