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The rising cost of owning a white van for the purposes of intimidating the public has taken a toll among former Govt cronies, who have ...
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‘ODI Series Against Pakistan Was A Personal Celebration Of Oktoberfest And Halloween For Me’: Thisara
Thisara Perera, who purchased a buy-one-get-one-free ticket to his local Oktoberfest for just himself, today said that despite the Sri Lanka team suffering an ODI ...
Read More »‘Proud To Have A Parent Who Sent Me To The Same School’ Facebook Profile Frames Going Viral
A number of people who generally benefitted from having a parent who sent them to the same school are declaring their pride of managing to ...
Read More »People Of Ratmalana Demand Monthly Local Census After ‘Abductor’ Hirunika To Work In Area
One resident said, “She was arrested for abducting a person and threatening him with violence and her punishment was the world’s shortest time to get ...
Read More »Arjun Aloysuis So Guilty That Even OJ Simpson’s Gloves Fit Him Says AG’s Department
The gloves that OJ Simpson struggled to put on during his infamous trial have been found to fit Arjun Aloysius according to evidence presented by the ...
Read More »As Bond Commission Prepares To Question Ranil, Elephant Departs Sanctuary And Heads Towards Room
Colombo dwelling wildlife enthusiasts have expressed their delight on hearing the news that a large elephant was spotted making its way towards the room in the ...
Read More »EPF Dealer Codenamed ‘Car’ By PTL Furious On Discovering Colleagues Codenames ‘Charlie’ and ‘Tango’
An EPF informant who provided information to Perpetual Treasuries has expressed outrage after hearing that he was referred to by the codename ‘Car’, whereas his ...
Read More »Sri Lanka Now Ranked Number One Destination For Niche Market Of Strike Tourism Enthusiasts
Sri Lanka Tourism has set to benefit from the increase in tourists looking to engage in protests as part of their vacation after the country ...
Read More »Namal’s Human Rights Complaint Moved Up UNHRC Agenda But Only After Vote On 2020 Xmas Party Venue
The UNHRC today said that they had noted the tweet sent this morning by former President’s son, Namal Rajapakse, complaining about a violation of human ...
Read More »SLC Lobby ICC To Adopt Other Pastel Coloured Balls After Beating Pakistan In Test Series With Pink Ball
Sri Lanka Cricket has asked the ICC to consider using other pastel coloured balls for the team’s future test matches after clinching the test series ...
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