Citizens of the USA were provided proof that Sri Lanka, the land they thought to be as mythical as Mordor, actually does exist after it ...
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Cops introduce Polfie Stick and Pay Back Bribes
Sri Lankan police announced that they have introduced a new device, called a Polfie Stick, to help counter the new trend amongst young motorists in the ...
Read More »Namal Disguises Himself as Colin Farell for CID Questioning
The eldest son of the former Premier, Mr. Namal, was today seen sporting a moustache in an attempt to disguise himself for his meeting with ...
Read More »Government To Repeat 100 Day Plan
The Government today announced that as a result of public euphoria during its 100 day plan and the lack of any further course of action ...
Read More »Ranil Shock: Confesses Mandate Is Two Words
In news that has left Colombo’s social and political circles reeling The Prime Minister today apologised for comments he made earlier this week about having ...
Read More »Namal Makes Hospital Pass to Himself after CID Summons
The CID today said it had unintentionally omitted to tell the former first son he might be very dodgy, after sending a letter of summons ...
Read More »Girl Suspects President Cheating On Her
A girl today complained to her group of friends that she was suspicious the President was cheating on her after discovering that other women received ...
Read More »President Makes U Turn, Forgets Old Shoes
The President had to make an embarrassing U-Turn on Dutugemunu Street last afternoon after it was revealed that he forgot to take back the pair ...
Read More »New SL Tourist Visa Requirement: 500 Facebook Friends
Sri Lanka’s Immigration Department defended the actions of one of its staff based at Bandaranaike Airport, who was caught checking Facebook rather than the tourist’s ...
Read More »Daft Punk Refused Entry To Sri Lanka
One of world’s leading electronic music acts and Grammy Award winners Daft Punk, were prohibited from entering Sri Lanka after the artists refused to remove ...
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