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My Wife Went Into Labour; I Responded Instantly By Coming In Time For Child’s 5th Birthday: Yapa
Disaster Management Minister, Anura Priyadarshana Yapa, today defended accusations about his slow response time when his presence is required, insisting that he always responds swiftly, ...
Read More »Annual Rains Unforeseen And Don’t Know If My Birthday Will Be Same Day As Last 58 Years: Yapa
Disaster Management Minister, Anura Priyadarshana Yapa said that he cannot guarantee that his birthday will fall on the same day that it has for the ...
Read More »Harsha Breaks Record For Most Hi-Fives In One Day After Being Told Ravi No Longer His Boss
Former Deputy Minister for Foreign Affairs, Dr Harsha De Silva, yesterday broke the record for the most hi-fives given in one day after hearing that ...
Read More »I Rushed Back In Time For Opening Of Next Year’s Monsoon: Disaster Management Minister
The Minister responsible for overseeing the response to the recent floods Anura Priyadarshana Yapa, who performed a disappearing act during the catastrophe, said that the ...
Read More »Port City Won’t Flood As We Used Natural Resources That Reduce Impact Of Floods To Build It: Govt
The Government today assured investors that the much vaunted Port City will not be affected by floods as most of the natural resources plundered to ...
Read More »Ministers Request Their New Luxury Cars Be Flood Proof Reinforced, While DMC Languishes
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Read More »Maithri Travelling Business Class Using Public Money Is A Victory For Yahapaalanaya: Harsha De Silva
Deputy Minister For the newly designated Ravi Karunanayake Ministry, Harsha De Silva, urged the public that the President, who has failed to quell the racist ...
Read More »It’s Like Kandos Choconuts; Everyone Got Fooled By The PR And Big Box Only To See Very Few Balls
Sri Lanka’s legendary opening batsman Sanath Jayasuriya together with his advertising agency were today presented with the award for the PR campaign of the decade ...
Read More »I Had To Reverse The Good Performance Of The Foreign Affairs Ministry: Maithiri On Ravi’s Reassignment
President Maithripala Sirisena said that he was forced into a reshuffle involving a swap of roles between Ravi Karunanayake and Mangala Samaraweera after the latter ...
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