Sri Lankan politicians have stooped to a new low after MPs from the leading parties have been accused of lying to each other in recent ...
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Global Institute of Public Relations Awards Most Pointless Press Conferences Title To SL Politicians
Sri Lankan Politicians have been basking in their recent win and celebrating a gold medal from the Institute of Public Relations, awarded for the Most ...
Read More »In Response To Pics of Gunshot Wounds, Ravi Wades In To Seek Public Sympathy For His Paper Cut
The recent battle for public sympathy between families of politicians took a further twist this afternoon after Finance Minister Ravi Karunanayake’s cousin posted a picture ...
Read More »SLFP To Contest Under The Hand Symbol; MR Says He Has Always Been Under Hand
Rumours about a breakaway party led by Mahinda Rajapakse were questioned this morning after the former President said he will continue to be ‘Under Hand’ ...
Read More »SL Hopeful Of Winning Gold At Next Olympics As IOC Consider Inclusion Of Queue Jumping
Sri Lanka’s Olympic Committee has said that they are confident that the country would secure its first gold at the next Olympiad after their efforts ...
Read More »Rajapakses To Hold Rare (And Predicted To Be Short Lived) Family Reunion After Basil Released
The former first family is expecting to hold a rare reunion this afternoon which has been organised on very short notice in order to ensure ...
Read More »Leaked Memo Reveals That Paada Yatra Was Actually One Big Pokemon Go Hunt
Wimal Weerawanse, Shadow Minister Of Making Threats, today revealed that the recently concluded Paada Yatra was actually one long Pokemon Go hunt that was conducted ...
Read More »Modern Journalism Is All About Reporting Propaganda Verbatim: Sri Lankan Mass Media
An association representing several leading mass media organisations in Sri Lanka has said that editors of publications and news directors at electronic news channels agreed ...
Read More »Record Condom Numbers Distributed At Rio Olympics. Second Highest To Paada Yatra Attendees
Following news that the highest number of condoms distributed at a single event will be at the Rio Olympics, manufacturers have stated that the second ...
Read More »After Failing To Secure Colombo Venue, Pada Yatra To End At A More Suitable Location: Angoda
Having realised that they will not be able to return to power for another 5 years and that they did not and cannot secure votes to ...
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